I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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