Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
is wine microwaveable?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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