if only i could text you this smell
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
She even gives head with a lisp.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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