she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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