My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just gift wrapped bread.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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