dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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