Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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