doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Nicole vs. Life
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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