I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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