That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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