Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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