I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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