No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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