i just had sex bonerless
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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