He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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