That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
