A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he was CRYING into my vagina
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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