I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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