Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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