when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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