Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Randomize
