Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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