Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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