Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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