Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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