ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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