I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
