very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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