Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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