Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
as a side note pls kill me
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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