I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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