I have demons in me.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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