Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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