HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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