New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
where does the pee come out of this thing
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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