I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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