I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I need moral support for this bender
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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