I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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