Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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