someone get that fucking seahorse.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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