yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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