I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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