I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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