So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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