Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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