Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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