no one should ever give us hovercrafts
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
