Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
handjob tips. give me some.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
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