i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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