3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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