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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance

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(503): View more from Oregon

You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!

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(954): View more from Florida

I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.

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(404): View more from Georgia

On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.

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(541): View more from Oregon

apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...

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(347): View more from New York

He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.

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(940): View more from Texas

This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight

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