id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
two words: eviction party
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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