stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize