Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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