I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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