She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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