Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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