she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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