He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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