FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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