It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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