Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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